everyone should delete tiktok except this guy i wanna be alone with them
She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three
When my hot wrestler wife leaves me
Oh wrong post
No stay in this space with me
(person who doesn’t give money to homeless people because they might spend it on drugs voice) That feeling when you need a little treat to get through another day of adulting
by the way, it’s real bold of hollywood to be like “the writers and actors have unrealistic expectations, but WE know what we’re doing” when they got tricked into releasing morbius in theaters a second time.
Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005
io che nonostante sia atea dica “grazie agli dei” e simili perché si io non credo in niente ma miliardi di persone hanno religioni e dei differenti ed io non voglio far sentire escluso nessuno
im frankly lucky the above reblog is about how theyre an atheist because there is nothing more terrifying than saying something slightly blasphemous and seeing a paragraph of italian in your replies
hey bro. is that your boobs in your shirt or is your penis huge and two of them
I love these posts,, incomprehensible
my post makes perfect sense, if you have the mind of a Dope Soul with a Grand Vision of the world, like I do
almost peed my pants today when my bf told me about this dude in his hometown who dressed up like ryan gosling in Drive every day (including driving gloves) but did not own a car. bf was like “yeah we called him Walk”
“The Barbie movie is just brand propaganda and you’re giving in to capitalism” I really really don’t care like I REALLY don’t care and btw marx isn’t going to fuck you
obviously dietary requirements aren’t a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she’s up to today and she said extremely seriously “ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia”
this totally scans for a swear intensifier btw. what in the gluten free christ is going on here, Julia













